That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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