I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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