yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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