dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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