sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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