Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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