fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
This toilet bowl is my home.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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