Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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