David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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