just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
