If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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