is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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