Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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