Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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