Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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