I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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