He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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