Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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