yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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