But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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