you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
