So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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