He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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