you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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