Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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