This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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