i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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