I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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