I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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