with your own penis?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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