Im at strip club and am horny
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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