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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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