Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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