i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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