I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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