and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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