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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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