32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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