let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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