So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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