yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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