Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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