Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish i was in the wii world.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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