did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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