I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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