thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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