my vag is so smooth its legendary
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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