Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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