I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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