I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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