I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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