ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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